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I hate to make a bad first impression, but, oi, Seifer! Where the hell are you!? I am not getting terminated over this. I haven't caught you on the message service at all in the last couple of days. Whaddya wanna do? Amusement park? Explore the area between districts? Hot springs? Hot springs could be fun~ |
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Well, I can't find any prinnies or slaves, so I guess I need to actually pay more significant amounts of money to get out from menial chores and other boring tasks, so I'm looking for a servant, or a house cleaner or something at least. I won't even yell at you while you do it~ <3 All I really care is that you can do decent housework and laundry and dishwashing; that boring junk. OH, and that you wear a degradingly frilly apron. Bonus points if you're willing to wear nothing but the degradingly frilly apron, and look good doing it <3 |
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Man, the human world sucks... how do you deal with all this stuff to do? Like I want to spend my time on mundane labor and chores. I liked it more when my job was beating up anyone who didn't do what I said, and man... ... I sure am thinking about getting another spear and trying that out here. So, what's the going rate here on prinnies, or whatever kind of slaves you guys use here? |
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Wow, you guys have juries? I mean, the Netherworld had complicated bureaucratic courts that one had to jump hoops through, but for the most part crime was often dealt with by the people. Go vengeance. It's a great justice system. People don't do stuff they can't get away with, because they know no ain't gonna come to their side when they get caught (unless there's something in it for them). Sure, it leads to the most powerful individual or group ruling the land, but hey, that's how it works. More power to me. Really~ That's more or less how it worked out back home. <3 But god, a jury. That's so inefficient seeming. Whenever we did a trial it was pretty much "The Overlord passes judgement! Prepare to die!" Or poisoning people. All I can say is your legal system sounds damn forgiving. It's amazing your society doesn't fall crumble to criminal geniuses capable framing others for their own crimes or manipulating the system into getting found not guilty of crimes they committed. Or maybe it has, and it's just not apparent on the surface. Honestly? You humans had it figured out during that French Reign of Terror thing. You know, with the lopping off of heads. That's how you gotta control a society sometimes. Plus, it's way fun. Here's hopin' the trials a good show or something. Eww... I have my first day of work today. I miss being a noble already and I haven't even left my house (which is, like, seriously too small and uninteresting. Would it have killed you to summon some of my cool stuff, or a couple prinnies? I swear, I'm gonna have to like start strapping stuff onto me in case I get summoned at this rate). Hmmm... I wonder what I should wear into work today~ Eh, I guess I'll go with the vinyl bat themed things I typically go with, and build a costume selection from there. |
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The F*CK? Great, just great. Another damn summoning. At least I didn't lose all my levels this time. I guess I'm not gonna be in Disgaea 3 for sure now. I am pissed. This looks like the human world, except totally dated, and how lame is that? Absolutely unacceptable for the Beauty Queen Ultimate Overlord. And I don't have prinnies! I want my prinnies back! Who's gonna do all my boring work? Speaking of boring work, they want me to be a waitress! It had better be a f*cking cosplay cafe or something. But hey, at least it looks like some idiot got caught for a major crime. Good try, pirate guy. Looks like there's gonna be hanging in this town. I need a drink... |
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